ALL THE FUN THINGS! (ALARM ALERT SYSTEMS!)

Just when i thought this weekend was going to be boring, I mean, you know there’s nothing worthwhile to read, and you just pass time as un-engagingly as you can. I’m sure you know. But now THIS! HACKERS, my readers, HACKERS! They hacked into TEXAS DALLAS’S 156 alarm system and forced them to take the whole system down down for the meantime. I find it EXTREMELY FUNNY! In case you don’t know where TEXAS is; that’s all the way DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, all the way DOWN. You’re not THERE! In case you think you’re there,  just think about the fact the HACKERS got to 15 before the system was SHUT DOWN. SO DOWN YOU GO! You know. Go down with all the FUN there can be to ALARM ALERT SYSTEMS! Makes me wanna hike the price of PLANET 19 again. These occurrences are just TOO MUCH, TOO FUN! TOO FUNNY! HEY, HACKERS, they say they’re coming to get YA and arrest YA! Just letting YA know. That’s what they say! TOO FUNNY! Is that EVEN a CRIME!? I’m just asking my readers. Clearly it’s UNBELIEVABLY FUNNY. CRIMINALS: WHAT YOU GON DO!? WHEN THEY COME FOR YA!? MY READERS! TOO MUCH!