My readers! It’s TOO MUCH and TOO FUNNY! Do you ever wonder where the EARTH gets its COOL from. Could it be from the VOLCANOES!? I mean we know it gets its warmth from the MAGGOTS but where does it get its COOL from. Here’s where you get smarter than I thought you were . No, not right now but in the next sentence. Here’s where you ask yourself if this inferior woman (TOO INFERIOR I TELL YA!) thinks you’re stupid, that you’re an IDIOT! So you say, “If the WARMTH comes from the MAGGOTS and the MAGGOTS feed on DEAD BODIES, then the COOL comes from…!” I know, it’s just TOO MUCH, TOO FUNNY! And here’s where I remind you of the KISS ASS COMMEMORATION EVENTS, that these books will hike from $65 to $100 over a period f 11 days, 5/1. DEWLOGIC!