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Well, well, well my readers, LOOKIE, LOOKIE here. COLD, FRIGID, HOMELESS, CONVICTED and IN JAIL, and of course he’s a DEMOCRAT (in IDAHO, the POTATO state) and running for GOVERNOR (yes at the same time he’s in jail). Now, which of you IDIOTS is going to argue against my campaign for my favorite NOMINEE. He’s just TOO MUCH! TOO MUCH! Here he is: