THE OBVIOUS MYSTERY!

I passed by the cemetery yesterday just after buying something to eat and I wondered, “why do people die after eating!? If anything at all matter people should die on empty stomachs. But then I noticed it was raining at the CEMETERY, that it was always raining at the CEMETERY. I knew then I wouldn’t bother to ask of the OBVIOUS MYSTERY; WHY DOES IT ALWAYS RAIN AT THE CEMETERY!? It’s like asking for PERPETUAL IDIOCY while begging for REDEMPTION.