SPP and other MURDEROUS CYCLES!

Did you hear about the SPACE PERM PROJECT, SPP, no not NASA’S UNDRIVEABLE SPACESHIPP. This one produced mice for possible “HUMAN SETTLEMENT!” And such I have seen the future in space. yes, just like that. See, someone else is going to use the SPP to breed SNAKES that will look exactly like the mice. Why? So the mice can pretend to move through space after they’re ingested. And what happens after that!? Well, snakes will start ingesting snakes as they often prey on themselves so the all SHITBANG MURDEROUS CYCLE can pretend to move faster than its worst unmoving speed. That’s exactly what the future looks like! I KID YOU NOT especially since that UNDRIVEABLE ROCKET-SPACESHIP-CAR keeps moving that way! LOTS OF HORRIBLE SHITBANGS to come. Guess who has more fun than PARAPLEGICS in NASA’S future- SNAKES!