The recent match in New York my readers of the LADIES and men of LIBERTY is almost too FUNNY. DO you know there used to be a time when LADY LIBERTY used to be SUPERBLY FUNNY. Well because it had no real liberty in it. I mean what has the RESISTANCE come to!? Anyways it reminds me of the scenes in THE ORPHANS OF CLOVER STREET where the orphans will come up with SCHEMES rather than legitimately beg for food and money. It also reminds me of why NATURAL gas has no nature in it! Do you know my readers that people use GASOLINE to commit suicide. And there was a man in JERSEY who set himself on fire by lightning a cigarette after he ACCIDENTALLY ingested GASOLINE!? Well that is a VERY POOR man in my world mainly by simple deduction. It’s ELEMENTARY my dear WATSON’S, ELEMENTARY! But not in NASA’S world. In NASA’S world he is RICH. You know who else is RICH!? People who pour GASOLINE on themselves and set themselves on fire. It’s POURVERTY- a different sort of RICH. Why do you think NEW YORKERS are rich!? You’ve got to make the sacrifices my readers. Down there they know just how to SET FIRE TO THE RAIN!? It is indeed INTELLIGENCE to know just too many ways to commit SUICIDE! RICH FOLKS, what to do, what to do!? The mathematics is there. It’s ELEMENTARY FIRE and POUR-VERTY RATES!