THE THING THAT CAN'T BE NAMED NAMED (AASS FACTORIAL DESIGN!)!

My readers, I wouldn’t have said anymore today but my ADD dictionary won’t let me. You see the word of today according to my ENGLISH ADD DICTIONARY is the very thing I say does not exist: THE EVERGREEN. Given in the scientific name SMILAX ASPERA! It’s a “CREEPING PLANT found in the CANARY ISLAND, SOUTH EUROPE, ASIA and INDIA!”Now you know why WHIRLOO, the AASS FACTORIAL DESIGN ANTHOLOGY is every thinking human’s must have! Anyways, my darlingg ADD dictionary, I must have forgotten momentarily; IT DOES EXIST. And a most acclaimed FICTION AUTHOR created it, THE EVERGREEN. His name is GOLLUM, in the book THE HOBBIT. Now i found two pictures for this amazing EXISTING EVERGREEN named GOLLUM courtesy of non other than GOOGLE SEARCH. So my readers, do look carefully as in the first the GOLLUM is looking up toward the sun and in the second, well that certainly happens only in HELL. I repeat THIS THING THAT CAN NOT BE NAMED THUS NAMED IN A FICTION NOVEL DOES NOT EXIST. If you doubt me, take a look:!