There is a company called “DEAD RIVER COMPANY” and I think the NAME, the TRUCK, and LOGO is pure genius. I tell you my readers, I don’t make these things up. It’s amazing. In fact I like this company so much, every time I see the TRUCK I feel absolutely and completely alive. Like today when I walked by THE CEMETERY and the truck drove right by me. I couldn’t have been more alive! In fact it reminds me of LADY BEDBUG, you know, this starving BUG pretending it has a bed. Maybe the bed is in the dead river my readers. Maybe someone should tell LADY BEDBUG(TOO MUCH!):