THESE DAMNED TRUTHS!

My readers, here’s how I truly think of things. I think for instance of the case of that RUSSIAN immigrant to SCOTLAND whose friends tortured and killed for $12,000 of her life savings and I think I am lucky. I mean, evil merely a lesson, here I am, I am alive. I can think. And I don’t need a single penny to think. So the words “BAD FIT,” can never apply to me. I have no “PROXY” for mind, ethics or nature. But I can be UNFIT for something, for someone. Indeed. For instance, to think my book is a “BAD FIT,” is for a reader to be “UNFIT.”  I have no such ability to write a BAD BOOK. And no, I don’t mean the reader is stupid but if you have no natural capability to read a book, why are you reading MY book!? I mean if you’re BLIND for instance, how are you gonna read!? Do you see why I don’t want those MILLIONS and GAZILLIONS!? My readers, I just can’t help myself can I!? Do I have to tell these damned truths!? Here comes another one. Of course you are FIT for NASA NEW YORK TIMES RECOMMENDED BOOKS. I did say you have no natural capability to read and you’re blind! So it’s one thing not to be able to write a book, but also not to be able to read a book!? I think that’s what the word “FIT” was made for.