SAY WHAT!?

My darling readers, authorities are NAFFLED, I mean BAFFLED that 2-20 year old COUSINS went from committing PETTY THEFT and crimes to MURDERING FOUR TEENAGERS and burying them in DEEP GRAVES. My readers, do mind my attempt at IRONY here, but isn’t that what they call “PROGRESS!?” What do you think my readers. You think the boys made PROGRESS!?