DESIGNED FOR THE WATER’S EDGE!?

My readers’ an autonomous COP, a machine designed to keep UNRULY PEOPLE in check stationed at a STRIP MALL, I mean MALL in DC was pushed down into the waters and became INACTIVE because it could not get up and climb the stairs. My darling readers, you have to see it. It is as if this machine was designed for the water’s edge. I guess it my readers that some EVIL person pushed the COP machine into water. NO WAY my readers will I condone EVIL PEOPLE pushing a COP machine working in a STRIP MALL, I mean MALL into the waters. Aren’t EVIL PEOPLE way too AMAZING!?