PEANUT BUTTER JAILBREAK (TRUE STORY!)

My readers, what do you know!? PEANUT BUTTER JAILBREAK!? It’s the most AMAZINGLY AMAZING NEWS of the YEAR. I think PEANUT BUTTER SHOULD BE ARRESTED! Don’t you think my readers, for allowing 12 inmates to be able to break out of jail. 12 of them! Now, 11 have been captured and the 12th, 24 year old Andrew Kilpatrick is not yet apprehended. I am very willing to show you what he looks like my readers in case you see someone who resembles him. If you see anyone who resembles Andrew Kilpatrick (AK! Yes, with no A at the end.), the 24 year old 12th prisoner who escaped PRISON through PEANUT BUTTER JAILBREAK yet un-apprehended, you should know he’s a WANTED MAN! Make no mistake about it. He’s a WANTED MAN. Be on the LOOKOUT my readers. We’ve got to care about all the ESCAPED CRIMINALS. Here he is:

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