THE COMPLEX-SHIT-SIMPLICITY

My readers, heard the NRA wants war with the NEW YORK TIMES. NASA, what has your world come to!? Is this a FAST NEWS DAY or what!? I am not for guns. If I die it will never be because I did something evil or criminal. They don’t got no existential gun. None of them: THE SUPERIORS!  Such, the NRA is correct in assuming they’re all MUTANTS and the only way they get a gun is by BUYING IT! My readers NASA’S world actually: YOU WANT A GUN, go out all the way out and down, and out and down, all the way down, all the way, and just then, you’re not there  and go buy a gun from the NRA. Otherwise, how you gonna get a gun!? I can’t go to war with the NEW YORK TIMES. What a waste of factual time and life. I will cut the head and drop it to the floor by my feet by HYDRAENA. There is no way they’re getting over that. Not complicated at all. THE NEW YORK TIMES: the #1 THIEVING DEGENERATE in the world. Here’s where you go buy more NASA, NEW YORK TIMES recommended books. It’s a COMPLEX-SHIT-SIMPLICITY. I am certain of it.