Ladies, AC MOORE is looking for FLORAL SPECIALISTS. Now, there are many jobs I don’t qualify for. This one I am especially unqualified for. All the GAZILLIONAIRES, ZILLIONAIRES and BILLIONAIRES are over there at AC. MOORE. Then you especially know I don’t qualify being the most unattarctive woman on earth and lacking in all these FLORAL qaulities and such. All I’ve got are WALLS. They say “WHAT!?” I say “WALLS!” Do not mistake me for someone else. The GAZILLIONAIRES are not here. You can not but believe me my readers. Look at how UGLY and UNFLORALLY HYDRAENA is and that’s just the sole of my feet. You can’t doubt it. In fact you’ll have to ask yourself how this UGLY thing gets so much love from me. So much. You just look: