ALMOST FRIGHTENED TO DEATH (ATFD!)

My readers gotta tell you I like the way the KKK are now wearing DARK SUNGLASSES as they DAWN on a rally in VIRGINIA(COUGH,COUGH!). I still don’t know where they get their “WHITE SUIT” from but it is important that HYDRAENA is never mistaken for that WHITENESS. HYDRAENA doesn’t have the PRIVILEGE, the SUPERIORITY, the constant OPPORTUNITIES. Clearly HYDRAENA is INFERIOR and won’t be caught dead in that WHITENESS my readers, something a company like GOOGLE welcomes like its SOMETHING REAL. They even got a GIRLFRIEND OH SO BLUE (COUGH,COUGH!). And I mean CAUGHT DEAD. Even GOLLUM is frightened. And the INCREDIBLE HULK is trying not to go down there, becoming a BEAST OF NATURE and all. But HE’S GOING DOWN THERE, especially because I know he must. LOOK AT HIM, ALMOST FRIGHTENED TO DEATH: