BREWED BANNER CLOUDS! (BBC!)

My readers, today 5 days before NASA’S TOTAL ECLIPSE DAY, 8/21 I am changing my BANNER CLOUD mainly because I and NASA do not live in the same world and thus we don’t care about the same things. I care about like nature and life and I even manage to care about the EVIL people in NASA’S EVIL world, I manage, no matter how disgusting and puke-inducing they are. But if you asked me my readers why I change BREWED BANNER CLOUDS, BBC like the BREWED BEER MEN DRINK, BBMD. It’s mainly because some USELESS THING HAS TO BE THROWN INTO THAT SHITHELL DOWN THERE, at some point or the other. Now after THESE USELESS THINGS ARE THROWN INTO THE SHITHELL DOWN THERE, my books always remain with me. If you asked me if I care more abut my books than USELESS EVIL THINGS BREWED who don’t care about me and get THROWN DOWN because of their SUPERIORITY. I must confess I do. Now ladies, believe me when i say the GAZILLIONAIRES are down there. You don’t wanna be this most unattractive woman on earth. And I’ve got no FLOWERS. NONE! You wanna be where all the stuff is going on so you can get your GROOVES, whatever that is, on. ECLIPSE or no ECLIPSE, CLOUDS BREW LIKE BEER AND GET THROWN. I know my readers. It’s SUPER AMAZING how SUPERIOR these BREWED CLOUDS ARE! Do you know my readers, that BUYING a BEER feels just like reading one of those NASA, NEW YORK TIMES RECOMMENDED BOOKS, you know, like the CRIME WRITER WHO KILLS. IT’s EXHILARATING. Go out and go buy more BEERS, OOPS, I mean BOOKS. THOSE BOOKS ARE HUGE! DEWLOGIC.