SOME ANIMAL SHOULD SHAVE THE ECLIPSE!

My readers here’s where I tell you of an experience I had yesterday with a GREAT MONSTROUS BEING, so MONSTROUS I had to rush for COVER but because it has scientific implications I am only willing to share in a book, I digress. Those who get great funding have great responsibilities. I on the other I am too inferior to care. What’s going on out there in the world of SUPERIORS. Is TRUMP back from his HOLIDAY!? You know, things that matter. It’s three days before NASA’S TOTAL ECLIPSE, and I am already inferior and out, way out of this SUPERIOR BUSINESS. What you’re going to WITNESS is an OBSERVABLE EVEN I and NASA cannot observe the same way because we don’t live in the same world. But the KIDS, the KIDS. the KIDS are excited. Do you know my readers if you always excuse YOUR GREAT EVILS FOR THE KIDS, you’ll always get a GREAT DEGENERATE WAY WITH IT as long as you keep prescribing the same pills to the masses!? DO you know that!? If you do not you can always read more NASA, NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS. THEY KNOW ONLY TOO WELL. On MONSTROUS AND SUPERIOR BEINGS, truly speaking I think some ANIMAL should SHAVE the ECLIPSE. But my readers, POOR POOR ANIMAL! DEWLOGIC.