Ladies, ladies, beautiful ladies, you’ve got THEM, you know those USELESS THINGS that BREW. NOT USELESS TO YOU THINGS BUT USELESS TO ME THINGS as I’M UNATTRACTIVE and I don’t descend. I’m GLAD I sent that other USELESS BREW down and out five days before the eclipse. Get ready to party as they all come your way as the eclipse nears, and it doesn’t matter what set of numbers you’re keeping, they’re coming your way. I don’t want them ladies, they’re mainly USELESS to me. They’re criminals. They can’tn write worth a penny. All they do is party and play games. They can’t think for themselves. They have to read my mind to write a book, my book, a copy of my book. They’re thieves who duplicate and replicate all their thefts. They’re criminals. But most of all my readers, THEY”RE MONSTERS! THEY’RE ALL YOURS LADIES! My readers, I think we should drink BEER on ECLIPSE day to celebrate the SUPERIORS. In fact, two BEERS each. Before you go out and buy more NASA, NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS. What!? Me!? I wasn’t born stupid. I won’t buy unreadable DEAD SET AGAINST NATURE BOOKS.
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