My readers, of all days today 8/20, a day before NASA’S eclipse, the CHECKYOURSELFOUT MACHINE isn’t working at the supermarket. And I was going to buy BEER and the daily UNHEALTHY BREAD, I mean HEARTY BREAD. Anyways, I wanted to check the BEER out as I check myself out. And when I couldn’t I simply checked myself out. My readers, if you went to the supermarket to buy BEER, POOR POOR CHEAP BEER or any alcohol at that and forgot to pay, you’re a THIEF. Now imagine someone telling you that real books are free, or that a real authors mind can be read like a book. What DEGENERATE IDIOT will say such a thing you’ll say!? UNTHINKABLE! Anyways, checked myself out and on the way this USELESS PENCIL kept dropping onto the FLOOR for me to keep picking up. And I wondered why is this USELESS PENCIL dropping when it can never write itself. Every time it tries to writes itself it comes up !ZERO, NOTHING! It’s like the most USELESS PENCIL in the world. WHAT a WASTE OF A DROP. While NASA is CHASING AROUND some SHITSHAM woman, I had amazing things to chase around today. My readers, don’t forget to get BREWED BEER to celebrate with the ECLIPSERS. And don’t forget, NASA’S read a mind version of PLANET 19 is DROPPING TOMORROW 8/21. PLANET 19, one HELL of a BOOK! DEWLOGIC.
On BREWED BEERS AND USELESS PENCILS!
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