FALSE REPORTING,SUPERIOR STORY TELLING &OTHER STORIES!

My readers,WITT JOSHUA, a 26 year old white male who claimed he was stabbed for looking like a NEONAZI was arrested on FALSE REPORTING CHARGES. He faked the POLICE REPORT my readers by FABRICATING THE STORY THAT HE WAS STABBED. I am telling you this not just because I want you to know what happened but because I want to keep the PICTURE, you know, as you may not know what OTHER SHIT&CRAP is going to happen in the FUTURE, so I can reference the occurrence and the picture because if you forget, I will remind you my darling readers. You bet I will. HERE HE IS, THE MAN ARRESTED FOR FABRICATING A STORY ABOUT BEING STABBED AND FAKING A POLICE REPORT AND THEREBY LEADING THE POLICE ON A WILD GOOSE CHASE LOOKING FOR A FAKE SUSPECT, A CRIMINAL LEADING POLICE ON THE CHASE FOR A FAKE CRIMINAL (My readers I don’t believe his name is WITT. He may be JOSHUA, but WITT is questionable for his first name. Maybe they MISSPELLED his real name “STUPE” for WITT. His name may be STUPE JOSHUA) Any ways my readers after that VERY LONG BRACKET, here is STUPE, I MEAN WITT JOSHUA:

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