My readers, a machine tried to steal a PENNY from me today and I’m glad the machine now knows its the THIEF. So it was saved by a BEAUTIFUL DAME who gave me the PENNY STOLEN back. That’s what BEAUTIFUL DAMES ARE FOR. LADIES. I”m telling you they’re down there, all the way down, all the way, the MACHINES, I mean the GAZILLIONEERS. What foolish woman would want to be where this unattractive inferior woman is!? Of course i won’t stop shopping there where the machine stole a PENNY. WORSE things could have been stolen and I do like the store it lets me check myself out. That’s what a machine is for, to let you check yourself out. I want out. That’s why it is important not to steal someone elses’s machine. If you want to know what true SCIENTIFIC HORRORS occur when you steal a machine like CALYOPSIS ANKYLOS the book is SPOOF. You will never see machines the same way AGAIN. In case you haven’t met the book, SPOOF, now coupled with THE ORPHANS OF CLOVER STREET in a MOOT AND SPOOF PACKAGE, you really should. OR KEEP KEEP READING NASA, NEW YORK TIMES CRAP. Clearly they’re telling you the truth about life and nature and they can WRITE WORTH A PENNY!
ON MACHINES!
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