OF DEATH TOLLS AND STOLEN PENNIES!

My readers, as the DEATH TOLL in the HURRICANE rises to 23, I tried to buy BEER today just for today being today and check myself out with it and I couldn’t. Another beautiful lady like the one that witnessed the PENNY THEFT tended to the machine interruption mainly because I had to be 21 and to show ID. It felt like she wanted the beer for herself and all i was trying to do was save a PENNY or TWO. So i asked her if that was what happened that I couldn’t have bought the BEER, that I had to be 21 and a 1/2. She corrected 21 and I corrected 21 and a  1/2 mainly because I often see the world from a scientific and philosophic point of view. And I already did the CHEMISTRY and the MATH. I had to be realistically 21 and a half, 43 divided by 2 to buy that beer. Anyway I had never been that all my life and couldn’t ever be and I didn’t believe anyone could be 43/2 and be STABLE you know like a HURRICANE. SO I went and bought ROOT BEER instead. Same exact thing as the BEER, but the BEER was for ALCOHOLICS and GAZILLIONAIRES or so they like to FANCY themselves to be in SUPERIOR SHITHELL. If there is still DOUBT that the GAZILLIONAIRES are down there, I’ll tell you that with 23 DEATH TOOLS in HURRICANE HARVEY, I saved SEVEN PENNIES by not being able to buy that BEER, not to mention any other currency I might have saved. Somebody’s got to be able to do something about THE HARD RAIN that falls and keeps killing people in TEXAS and other places. TALK ABOUT DEATH TOLLS AND STOLEN PENNIES! What should we do next SUPERIOR SCIENTISTS; SURVEY THE DAMAGES!? If someone can just tell me what to do about these ALLIGATORS at the DOOR!? DEWLOGIC.