My readers it is always better to make a SNOW ANGEL than to have a FAKE ANGEL walking around. A SNOW ANGEL has more DIGNITY. What!? You don’t know how to make one. You mold snow into TWO or THREE HUGE ZEROS of SNOW and sit it down on a FLAT SURFACE. Don’t forget to make the eyes out of BUDS and nose thoroughly consisting of a CARROT STICK. I know its UNBELIEVABLE. THE ANGEL SITTING ON A FLAT. Anyways, my readers, its always better to have a SNOW ANGEL for the sake of a real natural future or any future with any realistic scientific dignity. You build the SNOW ANGEL, PARTY with DIGNITY and shake your ASS around it like you just don’t care. Now while you’re shaking your ASSES from LEFT to RIGHT, the SNOW ANGEL however much you don’t notice is shaking IT’S ASS from NORTH TO SOUTH. I know my darling readers. IT’S AMAZING!