THE GREAT SCIENTIFIC SOLUTION!

My readers, AGATHA’S BOOK says “THE DENTIST FELT NO PAIN!” And I thought well, that because of THE WHITENESS THING of the TEETH he kept DRILLING. The book further said the DENTIST  had a “CAVITY” he couldn’t CURE so someone dropped a HOLE not in his mouth but in his RIGHT TEMPLE. And I thought what a GREAT SCIENTIFIC SOLUTION! At first I wondered which came first in the poem 1,2 BUCKLE MY SHOE; THE DEVOLUTION OR THE EVOLUTION!? My readers there’s where you start picking up sticks at 5 and 6, lay them straight at 7 and 8, and then become a GOOD FAT HEN at 9 and 10. But suddenly for the EVOLUTION men just pop up at 11 and 12 and start falling for the MAIDS I suppose., But with the SCIENTIFIC SOLUTION it really doesn’t matter anymore. Anytime you see someone who keeps falling from a significant height but never feels any pain, is perpetually UN-CONSCIENTIOUS but keeps TALKING NONSENSE, you should shoot him in the RIGHT side of his head. Isn’t it amazing my readers that babies are not born with teeth but everyone TEETHS WHITE!? It’s a PRE-CONDITIONAL/POSTCONDITIONAL PROPENSITY. No doubt SHOOT the UN-CONSCIENTIOUS FALLING EVIL in the RIGHT SIDE of his BRAIN. If you don’t got a gun, you lobotomize by any means necessary the RIGHT SIDE of his BRAIN and make sure you don’t just get the PARIETAL LOBE, you get the TEMPORAL LOBE so all the NONSENSE TALK stops. HE starts to talk the NONSENSE to HIMSELF instead. Who cares if he TALKS THE NONSENSE for INFINITY!? Now, run go buy NASA-NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS. And then SHOOT YOURSELF in the RIGHT SIDE OF THE BRAIN.