On Pretty Disasters and Other Premonitions

My readers, a white man asked me today if the road was “PRETTY ICY!?” And I said “YES”, vehemently. A partial truth as the truth would have been “HELL YES!” You see my unpretty and inferior self was busy contemplating what I had done 3 days earlier and how sharp my instinct were on it. About 3 or 4 days ago my readers I noticed and took pictures of some icy structures on the surfaces of the waters. There were two bodies of structures noticeable. One was a smaller formative-cumulative chain structure. The other was a much larger symbolic structure that told me that it was a poignant sign that something TRULY BAD was going to happen. I mean, if you had the premonition that hell was going to freeze over my readers, that will be ONE HELL OF A PREMONITION, don’ you say!? Today I took the picture of the DISASTER. And what scientific implications that DISASTER!? And as the white man asking the wrong person the question implied, “A VERY PRETTY DISASTER!” Now my readers, go buy more “VERY PRETTY DISASTER BOOKS”, OOPS, I mean NASA-NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS. I hear they always bear ONE HELL OF A PREMONITION! ONE HELL OF AN AMAZING PRETTY DISASTER THERE MY READERS.