ON THUGS, HOOLIGANS AND THE PATHS OF LEAST RESISTANCE!?

Morning my readers, so it happened that I was minding my little inferior unattractive woman business when THUGS AND HOOLIGANS in a RED CAR suddenly appeared out of NOTHING-NOWHERE and demanded with their SHITTY RED CAR that I move out of the PEDESTRIAN lane as I was about to CROSS into the SHITTY CAR LANE so they can pass. I looked and there was plenty of space in the SHITTY CAR LANE. So I shrugged and said “HELL NO!” So the HOOLIGANS and the THUGS in the SHITTY RED CAR started calling me names as they eventually passed in the SHITTY CAR LANE and I FLIPPED THE BIRD on them with both hands–left and right. And as I crossed, the CHRISTIANS who must have seen me FLIP the BIRD on the HOOLIGANS and THUGS invited me to come eat with them, and was briefly reminded, despite differences with some beliefs Christianity is associated with, of how much I respect some of the worthy causes of CHRISTIANITY. Anyways this CHRISTMAS, I am to say to the CHRISTIANS that SANTA CLAUSE needs to be arrested. He is too magical and too criminal to be CHRISTIAN and not be arrested instantly. For instance, he was in the car with the HOOLIGANS and THUGS. Have you ever wondered how he comes down the CHIMNAY unharmed and where he gets all those gifts, he gives? He is a BURGLAR AND THIEF who can never redeem himself. He needs to be arrested. He comes down the CHIMNEY ASH and never attains the power to come out again because he lands ASH. He never, ever takes the front door out. He never comes out because there is nothing nothing but ASH to come to. To say he comes out is to say he goes from ASH to ASH to ASH. So much for the evolution that goes from ASH to ASH and never comes out. It reminds me of TECHNOLOGY and the so-called PROGRESS. And then I say SANTA again HURLING SNOW away in his PICKUP TRUCK. HE is a thief there too because he has no snow and he does not own the process that produces snow. Such THEFT, THEFT, ThEFT, EVIL, EVIL, EVIL. Whoever owns the process owns the product or buy-product. Who owns the process that enables SNOW my smart readers? In other words, I am saying it now as I suggest that SANTA CLAUSE be arrested that there is no possible realistic world in which NASA NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS are books. SANTA CLAUSE ABSOLUTELY HAS TO BE ARRESTED. Books that are realistic in this wise are THE PHOENIX RISERS: THE CASE OF THE PHANTOM BURGLAR, THE CASE OF THE PATHOGENETIC ALTMORPH DESIGNATOR and THE CASE OF THE ANGSTROM SCALAR.