THE SURPRISE

I decided recently as part of my long walks to start reading philosophical works unlike I used to read them—for the purposes of a grade. And I was surprised that IMMANUEL KANT talked about that thing I call “SHITSNOW OUTSIDE,” ANIONIC DROP,” “NEGATIVE SPACE,” as “NEGATIVITY,” “NOTHING,” “COLD,” “SHADOW.” Now KANT first published CRITIQUE OF PURE REASON in 1781. There hasn’t been any true progress since KANT my readers; instead NEGATIVITY was used to create a PREJUDICIAL COMPLEX. Here’s where instead of rushing to go read KANT’S CRITIQUE OF PURE REASON as an intellectual who value truth you go read more NASA-NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS. You’re not an ASSHOLE. Of course not!?