THE REDEFINITION

I realized it my readers that the definition of “CAR” is too synonymous with the definition of “AR,” ANAL RETENTION that is. Thus a bit of ANAL ANALYSIS is needed to redefine “CAR.” A “CAR” occurs existentially and humanistically when someone, from a standing position, bends down to do ANAL ANALYSIS, AA on someone in a sitting position. No you’re not idiots my readers. You’ve been reading those NASA-NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS. You know the ANAL ANALYSIS is to check for ASSHOLES. The AA enquires whether there are TWO ASSHOLES, there ever were TWO ASSHOLES or ONE ASSHOLE THAT BRANCHES DOWN INTO TWO for ANAL RESURRECTION/RESURGENCE. Of course you’re not stinky fools my readers. No way!! You’re still reading ANAL-NASA, OOPS I mean, NASA-NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS. Then you are wondering now if “CAR” and the dignity of human stance can ever be concurrent. In fact you’re asking the relevant question; can technological progress and human existence and dignity ever truly coexist in any real possible world? Their definition is SHIT and mine is real. How do you know this if you’re not still reading those SHITTY DEGENERATE BOOKS!? Because there can never truly be a SCIENTIFIC definition without substance. Now go buy more ANAL-NASA, I mean NASA-NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS.