ON LEVELS AND LIES!

My readers, scientist say that there are now 5 broad categories of diabetes rather than the 2 previously prevalent. But I see RED FLAGS everywhere I see diabetes. I think they are yet lying about the extent of the disease. In case you don’t believe me and you’re a scientist capable of thought, the definition of diabetes is “ELEVATED LEVELS OF GLUCOSE IN BLOOD AND SUGAR AND ABNORMAL LEVELS OF CARBOHYDRATE.” As they go from 2 categories to 5 my readers, I need you to know that SCIENTISTS LIE a LOT by choosing the SOMETHING they find favorable.  THEY AWE YOU AND LIE A LOT. THEY LIE! THEY LIE! THEY LIE! THEY ARE FREAKING FREAK SHITHEAD LIARS. Consider this my readers IF YOU’RE A THINKING READER and not strictly reading DEGENERATE EXCRESCENT, that the MOLECULAR FORMULA for GLUCOSE is C6H12O6 while the base MOLECULAR FORMULA for CARBOHYDRATES is CH2O. They’re FREAKING FREAK LIARS. THEY’RE FREAKS who won’t STOP LYING! ACCording to OXFORD DICTIONARIES, there are nine ways to call a LIAR a LIAR; TELLER OF UNTRUTHS, PERJURER, FABRICATOR, EQUIVOCATOR, PREVARICATOR(#5. SPEAKS OR ACTS IN EVASIVE WAYS. THIS ONE!), SPINNER OF YARNS, FABULIST (THEY’RE FABULIST, NO DOUBT), FIBSTER (#8. THEY BE LYING ABOUT TRIVIAL-RANDOM THINGS!), AND PSEUDOLOGIST(SYSTEMIC LIAR. THE WHOLE SYSTEM IS A LIE!). No go buy more EXCREMENT BOOKS. I heard they are DIABETICALLY AMAZINGLY GOOD!