My readers, so there were these two unnatural jalopies this morning trying to condition themselves for what I term a “DEAD UNION.” I’m like “WHAT!?How can any-one inferior woman take so much crap in one 24 hr period!?”So I retreated backwards to watch the impossible happen. And as I watched the occurrence I realized something absolute and universal. Meanwhile, the long and cylindrical vehicle of the DEAD RIVER COMPANY resembling a PENIS made it even more scientific as it passed by me some seconds later. DEAD PENISES! Why make a movie about water that is hardly scientific when you can make a movie about DEAD PENISES. Beautiful women love DEAD PENISES. Mentally retarded daughters who never know their mothers love DEAD PENISES. Way too many people love DEAD PENISES. Of course I can point you in their direction; that’s OUT, OUTSIDE-OUT, ALL THE WAY OUT, DOWN, DOWN-THERE-DOWN, all the way DOWN, away from me where the SUPERIORS are. What I realized!? By the very laws that makes this universe possible, the DEAD UNIONS OF UNNATURAL JALOPIES are impossible in all possible scientific worlds. How come NASA SCIENTISTS and CO didn’t know this !? SUPERIOR PRIVILEGES, DEAD PENISES FOR BRAINS SURROUNDED by IMPOSSIBLE YOUNG BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS OF UNKNOWN UNATRACTIVE MOTHERS, what do you think!? Now, go buy more NASA-NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS. No! They’re not made of DEAD MORALS, DEAD INSTINCTS, DEAD ETHICS AND DEAD INTELLECTS! They’re not made of DEAD UNION EXCREMENTS! NO WAY!