My readers, people think life differently but more importantly, people rethink life differently. Someone like me may decide a lifetime with no husband is always better than a lifetime of existential theft. Some other person may think it differently. This reminds me of some anonymous person who carried SNOW on a WHITE CAR from someplace I don’t know and dumped the SNOW in front of me on the road. It was too funny not to be funny. Whoever it is knows that this is how SCIENCE works nowadays. In about three days after being run over too many times by too many SHIT CARS, the SNOW will then manifest into a MENTALLY RETARDED BEAUTIFULL DAUGHTER WHO DOESN’T KNOW HER MOTHER OR WHERE SHE GOT THE SHIT BLUE SHE CLAIMS SHE’S GOT BUT IS READY TO GET MARRIED. I am not kidding. What!? You wanna know where so you can go get her. It is the ROAD up there by SHAWS ON WESTERN AVENUE. AMAZING THINGS HAPPEN THERE. That’s how I know that there is ALIEN INTELLIGENCE just laughing at us because we are way too scientifically intelligent not to be laughable. The ALIENS be like, “WHY ARE EARTH MEN SO DUMB AND STUPID!? THEY DON’T EVEN ASK WHERE THE MOTHER IS, WHO THE MOTHER IS! HOWEVER WILL THESE IDIOTS KNOW WHO SHE IS AND HOW SHE BECAME A MENTALLY RETARDED DEGENERATE!?” They be laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing! They be laughing I tell you my readers. And they be the reason I am not married. If they stop laughing I will know then that there is at least one SHITHEADED INTELLIGENT MAN on earth. But they never stop laughing, ever! That’s how I know there is truly HOPELLESSNESS in this world. Remind me to pen the book “When hopelessness is a good thing”, a far, far, far, far cry from the HOMELESS AUTHOR in the fiction “THE PENHOUSE ON HOPE STREET.” Oh my readers, INTELLIGENT ALIEN LIFE BE LAUGHING!
ON FAR_CRIES AND PENMANSHIPS!
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