On MONSTERS and QUESTIONS

I saw these two MONSTER TRUCKS OF EXISTENTIAL PERISHABLE SIZES today  and I am pulled into thoughts of a relativity such as “PARASITIC-PARASITIC SYMBIOSIS.” FORGET everything else that is wrong with the NASA PROGRESSIVE WORLD of MONSTERS INC, and ask this simple question; “can something-something existentially PARASITIC-PARASITIC-SYMBIOTIC undergo SYNTHESIS? This un-knowledgeable woman sure can ask questions. But what to do my readers when you’re not part of THE GENIUS  CLUB  anyone else can just walk off the street and be in. Too un-knowledgeable my readers not to notice that EASTER SUNDAY this year is alaso APRIL FOOL’S DAY. Who and where is that FOOL!? I mean who the FREAK in HELL is that EAT and SHIT all the time RABBIT laying GOLDEN COLORFUL MAGICAL EGGS!? Where the freak in HELL do those eggs come from? That’s what I wanna know!?  And why the hell is knowledgeable EINSTEIN running around looking for RABBITHOLES and WORMHOLES when his SHIT goes THROUGH the NEVER-CAN-BE-HUMAN RABBIT’S RABBITHOLE-ASSHOLE with GREAT ERRONEOUS SPATIAL PROPENSITY!?