About the Nonsayer’s Saying

That moment when you walk into a bathroom with mirrors and realize with your little knowledge of physics that the saying about the mirror having two faces is scientifically and universally untrue. The Nonesayer’s saying. The mirror has a lot of things and two faces ain’t one of them, unless that is you are reading NASA NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS with your two faces at ones. What!? Because you are an idiot, that’s why.