THE CASE OF THE PERSISTENTLY STARVING TORNADO

My readers, so the press are being accussed of being THE SHITTY PARASITES THEY ARE for defaming an Australian actor. And great sympathy I felt until I took a look at the actor. He looks like the SHITTY NONEXISTING NASA-NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS you have been reading. He looks like nature’s tornado tossed him out because he was NONEXISTING and he decided he wanted to become something, to become, to become, a PERSISTENTLY STARVING TORNADO. Oh wait, what do they call those things!? OOPS, actors! They sure do make a lot of money. SHITTY PRASITIC PRESS VS A PERSISTENTLY STARVING TORNADO. I see a NASA-NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS in the works. Someone not me, go write that SHIT. In case you still don’t get the point of all this, check IT out alongside him: