OFTEN SHOCKING

Some things people who are MORE QUALIFIED THAN ME often do are SHOCKING to me. I find them SHOCKING. The same way I find it SHOCKING that a SCIENTIST with a BRAIN could think they can occupy Day’s NEGATIVE SPACE. SHOCKING, I TELL YE, SHOCKING. I mean THEY ARE THE SMARTEST AMONGST US. OH WAIT, IT IS THE SMARTEST SCIENTIST IN THE WORLD. THEY’RE THE SECOND SMARTEST AMONGST US. WHERE IT AT TO SHOW US HOW SMART HE IS(HE IS INTELLECTUALLY HOTTER THAN EVER. IN FACT I’M THINKING OF DATING HIM IF HE IS INTO THE INFERIOR UNATTRACTIVE UNINTELLIGENT TYPE):