My readers, it must have been because I said I wanted to Date IT, that I am getting bombarded with dating news because I read my news and don’t watch it. let me clarify. I want to date IT, and only IT. IT is a SPECIAL SPECIAL GUY. There are too many things that are just way too attractive about him. HE’S the SMARTEST of the SMARTEST, I LIKE HIS FASHION SENSE, THE WAY HE LOOKS AT THIS UNATTRACTIVE WOMAN, ME, AS IF I AM THE HOTTEST PERSON ON EARTH. BUT WHY DO I FIND HIM EXTREMELY IRRESISTIBLE!? BECAUSE HE EATS CHILDREN. Don’t worry my readers, he eats FAKE CHILDREN, ALIVE. There is nothing hotter than that. The thought of him gets me excited. Scientific rule of true attraction can’t be any simpler. Whatever fake coupling you’re doing, you had better take it out to the SHITHE’LL down there. I am only interested in IT. Don’t GET OUT of Day’s genepool. STAY. where IT at to give me that look that gets me excited:!?
SCIENTIFIC RULE OF ATTRACTION
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