BEST THINKING #1 WORST AMAZING

My readers, you’ll think if you’re the #1 worst city, you’ll appreciate someone who doesn’t do drugs, crime, and is willing to work, but HEY, that’s not how things work. I mean, someone who doesn’t make you look as worse as you are. And that’s when you realize you’ll much rather not bother with the scientific impossibilities of how things that can’t possibly work are made to work. Hold on, I’m feeling sick, I’ve got to puke. I mean, you’re the #1 worst city. Such, where is the location with respect to “OUT!?” You’re going to need your best thinking #1 worst mind to think that through. You’re gonna have to go down to get it, down, down where the PRETTY WOMEN ARE. AMAZING SCIENCE.