MYSTERY SOLVED:50 SHADES OF GREY

My readers, heard a GREAT WHITE SHARK took a bite at SOMEONE today and I am thinking ‘DIDN’T YOU RECOGNIZE HIM AS YOUR FELLOW MAN!?’ And then I am quickly reminded that like ALLIGATOR, SHARKSARE CANNIBALS. THEY EAT THEIR OWN KIND. In fact, they have Tha habit of eating the newly born of their fellow SHARKS. THEY EAT THEIR YOUNGS. BECAUSE there is a lot of supple white meat there and they and their mothers are easily overpowered. They usually do this in groups. Anyways back to the issue, the issue of how you get 50 SHADES OF GREY. NOT EASY AT ALL. YOU HAVE TO GO AGAINST GRAVITY AND OCCUPY THE SPACE ABOVE SHARK INFESTED WATER IN MIDAIR WITHOUT FALLING. Who told you you could do that!? EINSTEIN. No doubt one of the reasons I had to go against him in ZERO SPACE. Anyways, you hang in midair and wait for the shark to take to the air to do that INVERTED READ MY MIND FLIP THING SO IT CAN CUT YOU IN HALF AS FOOD. SHARKS GOT TO EAT. Cut clean in half and that’s 50 and that is how you get 50 shades of GREY. You used to think you get it through SEX like that DISGUSTING BOOK NASA NEW YORK TIMES wrote!? That’s because you were dealing with UNTHINKING EVIL SCIENTISTS. If know you can’t do it the way I described , get cut through in half by the GREAT WHITE SHARK, there is no possible way. HAVING SEX FOR GREY!? WHO HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO!? SEX ADDICTED DEPRAVED SCIENTISTS!? It’s like sleeping with an old toddler. You don’t know what is happening. You never know what is happening. Because NOTHING is happening. Truth, it matters absolutely. And here is where you go buy more NASA NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS.