SHOCKED!?

My readers, they’ll be EATING, EATING, EATING… FAT, FAT, FAT, AND all of a SUDDEN, THEY ARE SHOCKED. THEY’RE FAT. IT TOO MUCH. WHOEVER IS SHOCKED AT THE RESIGNATION!? HERE IS WHERE YOU TAKE ALL THE FAKE VEGANS TO PRISON AND REWARD THE BUTCHERS WITH MORE MEAT SO THE PROGRESSORS CAN GET FATTER AND FATTER AS THE FUTURE COMES UPON THEM… WAIT… GROWS IN FRONT OF THEM!? When you look at the FUTURE that way, the FUTURE IS JUST TOO AMAZING.