TRUE TALES OF AMAZING ANIMALS

AND THE AMAZING ANIMALS SAID ONE INTO THE OTHER, “WE ARE SO MUCH AMAZING ANIMALS ON EARTH. AND WE KNOW WHAT TO DO!? WE KNOW WHAT WHAT TO DO!? WE KNOW WHAT TO DO!? HOW ABOUT WE FLIP A COIN TO DECIDE WHETHER TO ARREST A WOMAN OR NOT!? BUT WE ARE NOT GOING TO USE A REAL COIN BECAUSE WE ARE THAT AMAZING. WHY DON’T WE USE AN E-COIN FLIP!?” Don’t ask me my readers. GO ASK NASA WHETHER THOSE DONUTS THEY SELL AT DUNKIN DONNUT ARE REAL DONUTS OR NOT. SAY WHAT NY READERS… THAT’S NOT WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT… WHAT!?