OF WHIPLASH, TRAILS AND MUGSHOT HISTORIES

My readers, I am beginning to think there is a school for MUGSHOTS. I mean, the MUGSHOTS that are coming out this summer are just too amazing. There was the FELONIOUS WOMAN YESTERDAY and now there is the THIEVING STRIPPER. Who is that UNBRAINED person who ever thought STRIPPERS are not THIEVES!? Here is the unbiased way I see the situation my readers. Women in history have always found some ways to make ends meet especially where no ends meet and unfortunately throughout the course of history those alternatives have mainly been demeaning alternatives. Such, HE thinks it’s perfectly okay for her to WHIPLASH HIM with her NAKED BREASTS and TRAIL HER VAGINA over his LAP but he couldn’t imagine that she would reach back while she’s doing all of these things and take his WALLET!? THAT SHE WON’T DO THAT!? What are they arresting HER FOR!? THEY Should GO ARREST HIM FOR BEING TERRIBLY STUPID, Anyways my readers, here is another AMAZING MUGSHOT OF THE DAY. AND WE CAN’T HAVE ENOUGH BECAUSE CRIMINALS ARE WAY TOO AMAZING.