ON BEARS, PIGS AND JEEPERS CREEPERS.

My readers, sometimes you get extremely lucky, you get to pick what you wanna be in once you are on the ground on earth. People like me don’t have that option because of the way I am naturally. Such, they found something pink spotted black, a BALD ANIMAL and didn’t know what it was. It was latter examined and found to be a BLACK BEAR. You know, THOSE THINGS WHICH GET TO GROW BIG AND HUGE. AT LEAST THEY ARE NOT CREEPERS OR JEEPERS CREEPERS. If ever you had a choice between being a PIG OR BEING A BLACK BEAR, CLEARLY YOU CAN MAKE YOUR CHOICE HERE. I WOULD NEVER WANT TO BE A PIG IF YOU PAID ME TO BE A PIG, I WON’T DO IT. PIGS ARE NOT JUST VERY DIRTY ANIMALS, THEY EAT DEAD BODIES. A BEAR WON’T DO THAT. IF YOU LAY DOWN ON THE GROUND AND PRETEND YOU ARE DEAD, I MEAN, REALLY PRETEND, A BEAR WILL WALK AWAY FROM YOU AND NOT EAT YOU. UNLESS, THAT IS, ITS APOCALYPTIC. TIME AND HE HAS NO CHOICE. PERHAPS. AND ALSO, PIGS ON THE OTHER HAND ARE USUALLY NATURALLY BALD AND HAIRLESS. HERE MY READERS YOU CAN LEARN YOUR LESSONS HARDER THAN I AM WILLING TO TELL IT. THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN A BLACK BEAR AND A PIG ARE UNDENIABLE. You know what they say my readers; “WHEN PIGS FLY, BLACK BEARS WILL CREEP, “OR SO LIBERAL SCIENTISTS SAY. THEY ARE SO DISGUSTINGLY THOUGHTLESS. HERE IS WHERE YOU ASK THE RELEVANT AND SMART QUESTION: DO BLACK BEARS EAT PIGS!?