THE GREAT CRASH OUT… OOPS, I MEAN CASH OUT.

MY READERS, IT’S ALWAYS SUPER AMAZING WHEN THE ATM CRASHES ITSELF OUT… OOPS, I MEAN CRASHES ITSELF OUT… OOPS I MEAN CRASHES ITSELF OUT… OOPS AGAIN, I MEAN CASHES ITSELF OUT. NO OF COURSE NOT. IT’S NOT TOO MUCH RIDICULOUSLY UNBELIEVABLE. THE FBNI(YES THAT’S THEIR NAME) WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT THE ATM WILL CASH ITSELF OUT SOON. THEY CALL IT “UNLIMITED ATM CASH OUT BLITZ.” I CALL IT, “UNLIMITED CRASH OUT…” OOPS NOT AGAIN (Here is where you remember I don’t have a Bachelor of science in MARKETING… I mean who makes these mistakes? For the simplify of this blog as it is not one of my books, I call it simply, “THE GREAT CASH OUT.” Anyways, the last two security protocols looks like a warning against CHINESE INTELLIGENCE SERVICE MSS. READ IT AND DECIDE,

“Monitor for encrypted traffic (SSL or TLS) traveling over non-standard ports.

-Monitor for network traffic to regions wherein you would not expect to see outbound connections from the financial institution.”

AND HERE IS THE MSS LOGO (EVER WONDERED WHERE THE CHINESE GOT THEIR FAKE BLUE FROM?DON’T ANSWER THAT I HAVE TO GO PUKE FIRST.):

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