BREAKFAST TRENDS

BREAKFAST, THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY. MY READERS, PETROLEUM COMPANIES WITH THEIR DRINKING PETROLEUM, WHISKEY AND RYE FOR BREAKFAST EVERYDAY AND THEN ONE DAY THEY WERE LIKE WHAT… WAIT A MINUTE… THEN THEY CALL THE GOVERNMENT AND SAY, “WE ARE THE ONES WHO NEED SALVATION FROM THIS THING YOU CALL CLIMATE CHANGE.” IT’S EIDULOUSLY THOUGHTLESS. TRUE STORY MY READERS.