JEEPERS CREEPERS VERSION 17

MY READERS, WHEN I AM WONDERING WHY ANY SANE PERSON WILL WANT TO KEEP THE LEGAL LIMIT OF ONE, OH, OH, OH, NO, JEEPERS CREEPERS, HE GOT 17 OF THEM RATTLESNAKES (THE FOUNDING TECHNICAL AND ENGINEERING PREMISE IN THE BIDS DERAILMENT) EVERWORTH. HOLD. ON MY READERS, I AM GONNA PUKE.