THINGS DISGUSTINGLY TRIFFLING AND OTHER FABLES

MY READERS, DEFENDING WALMART OVER ANY REALITY ISSUE IS LIKE DEFENDING A RAT IN A SHITHOLE BEING SWALLOWED BY A SNAKE IN A SHIT SNAKE HOLE. LIFE IS A TOILET SHIT BOWL AND THERE IS NO TRUE HOPE FOR ANYONE. WALMART ALSO HAS THE 3R’S, RAPIST, RACIST RUPEE. THE ONLY THING YOU CAN ASK WALMART IS, “WHERE THE HELL IN SHITHE’LL IS THAT SHIT CIRCLE TOILET BOWL SHITBOWL GOING!?” SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD, DIE RATHER THAN DEFEND WALMART. OF ALL THE THINGS YOU WISH YOU NEVER SAW AT WALMART #30 TAKES THE SHIT CAKE, A WOMAN GLUED TO THE BATHROOM BOWL. THAT’S WHERE ALL OF WALMART’S WOMEN LIVE. I AM NOT KIDDING. THERE IS SCIENCE TO BACK IT UP. YOU HAVE TO BE A DEGENERATE NOT TO THINK YOU ARE A DEGENERATE WHEN YOUR WOMEN LIVE IN THE BATHROOM BOWL WHERE ALL PEOPLE CAN DO IS SHIT. YOUR WOMEN LIVE IN A SHIT BOWL AND YOU ARE NOT A DEGENERATE!? WHY DON’T YOU JUST GO BUY SOME OF THOSE NASA NEW YORK TIMES TOILET BOWL SHITBOWL BOOKS SO YOU DON’T FEEL LIKE A DEGENERATE LOWLIFE. WHY DON’T YOU!? THIS IS WHYI AM NOT A SUPERIOR. WHAT PERSON WITH ANY TRUE DIGNITY WILL LIVE IN A TOILET BOWL SHIT BOWL!? IF YOU ARE STILL IN DOUBT WHERE THE SHIT BOWL IS, LOOK DOWN: