THE DOWNWARD BENDING HILARITY OF THE GENES (OH SCIENCE YOU CAN’T BE THIS STUPID!? OH YES YOU CAN.)

MY READERS, SCIENTISTS PROVE THE WORLD RUNS ON COWDUNG AND HORSESHIT BY DISCOVERING THE GENETIC CAUSE OF MALE BALDNESS. THEY WOULD HAVE FOUND IT SOONER IF THEY LISTENED WHEN I TOLD THEM TO GET THOSE USELESS FLESH EATING VIRUS PLAGUED THINGIES OUT OF Day’s primary genepool AND NEGATIVE SPACE. THEY COULDN’T HAVE BEEN THIS STUPID!? DON’T BELIEVE ME? LOOK DOWN(I PROMISE ITS HILARIOUS) :

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