NO DOUBT

My readers, a famous singer dies because SHE WAS DRUNK WHILE BATHING and no doubt it goes back to the idiocy of a strictly male oriented world. In my world if you’re drunk, you’ll never take a bath unless you’re taking it in BLOOD RED WATERS. But you will forever be asking “Where is the freaking bathroom!?” But then I won’t answer you. I’ll just tell you to go buy one of my books or get the NASA read my mind version. GOOD LUCK ON THAT ONE. Meanwhile, its not an insult, its simply a true statement. Men are unwise egocentric dumbasses who like chasing worthless tails. NO DOUBT. I MEAN… WHO CAME UP WITH THAT SHIT!? WHATEVER HELL CAN YOU DO COHERENTLY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK!? YOU CAN’T EVEN HAVE SEX COHERENTLY. UNTHINKABLE THOUGHTS.