ON MIRRORS, NATURAL AND SCIENTIFIC INSTRUMENTS

MY READERS, I AM BEING STALKED BY NONE OTHER THAN THE BLONDE. SHE’S NOT STALKING NASA AND THE NEW YORK TIMES AND THE HARVADIANS. SHE’S NEVER GONNA GET A SCIENTIFIC ANSWER FROM ME BECAUSE NASA AND THE NEW YORK TIMES READ MY MIND AND WROTE IT DOWN. BUT SHE’S STALKING ME NOT THEM. WHAT A DILEMMA. STOP STALKING ME. AND TO CLARIFY, HERE’S HOW IT GOES. THE CREDIT UNION SAYS CYOURSELF IN OUR CREDIT UNION. NOW, RELATIVE TO ME, THE CREDIT UNION HAS NO LIFE, OOPS I MEAN DEBIT. WHAT THEY DON’T TELL YOU IS THAT RELATIVE TO ME THEY HAVE NO CREDIT EITHER. THEY HAVE NO AUTOMATIC CREDIT AND THEY DON’T WORK. THEY ARE LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, CREEPY, SLIMY AND ALL THE REST. TO GET CREDIT THEY HAVE TO DO SOMETHING UNTHINKABLE AND THEY NEED THE BLONDE TO DO IT, COMMIT A TERRIBLE THOUGHTLESS CRIME. SO THE CREDIT UNION GO CYOURSELF AND I LOOK DIRECTLY IN MY MIRROR AND SEE MYSELF. THE BLONDE ON THE OTHER HAND HAS TO DO SOMETHING UNTHINKABLE. SHE CAN NOT NATURALLY AFFORD MY MIRROR SO SHE LOOKS IN MY MIRROR FORCING FAKE RELATIVITY IN ORDER TO BE SOMETHING SHE CAN NEVER NATURALLY BE AND STAY IN A SPACE THAT DOES NOT BELONG TO HER AND HAS NO HUMANITY IN IT. ALL FOR WHAT!? WHEN YOU’RE A HAVEN FOR LAZY CREEPY THINGS WHO DON’T WORK NATURALLY, 9 OF THEM, 10 OF THEM, 19 OF THEM, AND OH THE COUPLING OF SHIT 38 OF THEM AND SO MUCH MORE WHEN THERE IS ONLY ONE OF THEM IN THE SHITHELL DOWN THERE IN THE NIGHT WHERE THE BLONDE EXISTS, IT IS TIME FOR HER TO GO SEE A PSYCHIATRIST TO GET TREATMENT. MEANWHULE, I AM JUST THIS UNATTRACTIVE INFERIOR WOMAN. BLONDE, STOP STALKING ME. IN CASE THE BLONDE IS STILL CONFUSED ABOUT THE FACT THAT SHE DOESN’T HAVE TO GO AROUND AS A PROSTITUTE FOR LAZY CREEPY THINGS, HERE IS AN INDICATOR (THAT’S ALL THE CREDIT UNION THOSE CREEPY LAZY THINGS ARE GONNA GET):