STRANGER THAT FICTION(ON WORTHLESS PASTIMES)

OKAY, HERE IT GOES. HE GETS SENTENCED TO 20 YEARS FOR STEALING $600 WORTHLESSNESS OF CIGARETTES. IN CASE SOME PEOPLE DON’T KNOW WHAT CIGARETTES ARE. THEY ARE THOSE THINGS YOU INHALE INTO YOUR LUNGS THAT WILL PROBABLY GIVE YOU TUBERCULOSIS OR TUBERCULOSIS VERRUCOSSA CUTIS, TVC (LIKE HOLLYWOOD). HE GOT 20 YEARS FOR STEALING THOSE WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT.